December 23, 2024

Snade’s Sicko Picks of the Week (11-30-23)

I am the greatest sports bettor ever!!!! Okay, maybe not that, but I feel like a psychic after last week’s 10-4 performance that included not 2, but 3 cashed parlays! I just know ball, what can I say? I am just him. But no, f’real though, it was a good week so let’s keep the vibes going for conference championship weekend!

New Mexico State +10.5 (-105) @ #24 Liberty – (C-USA Championship)

I still think Liberty is a fraud. Yes, they beat NMSU this year, but that was back in Week 3 and if you haven’t noticed, college football has changed a lot since then! I mean we all thought Coach Prime was going to the Playoff! Ok, maybe that was just me… but the point is, I think NMSU gives them a game!

Toledo -7.5 (-118) vs. Miami (OH) – (MAC Championship, Detroit)

Toledo is a wagon! If Tulane were to lose to SMU this weekend (they will), then Toledo is my easy pick for the NY6 G5 spot! Normally, I like picking the team that lost the first game in a rematch, however, Toledo beat them soundly on the road in Oxford, AND Miami (OH) lost Brett Gabbert, their starting QB, for the year. Rockets by 2+ scores!

UNLV +114 ML vs. Boise State – (Mountain West Championship)

UNLV is the better team, at home, and in the conference title game. Enough said. At the very least I have them covering +2.5.

SMU +132 ML @ #22 Tulane – (American Championship)

I think SMU is the better team all-around, Pratt is the better QB, which in G5 football, is huge, but I love the ‘Stangs running game ability to shorten the actual game (not the game as a whole, because, you know, ESPN gotta get their commercials). Give me the Ponies in a low scoring bout!

Troy -5.5 (-115) vs. App State – (Sun Belt Championship)
By now, we all know this should be JMU here (FUCK THE NCAA)! So, Troy should should handle App State. I fully expect Vidal to run it down App State’s throats and likely blow them out. If I had to make a score prediction give me Troy 37 App State 10. Troy is a VERY good team!

Drinks are Paid for Parlay

#5 Oregon -345 ML @ #3 Washington (GAME OF THE YEAR) – (PAC 12 Championship, Las Vegas)

#3 Washington +9.5 (-110) vs. #5 Oregon (GAME OF THE YEAR) – (PAC 12 Championship, Las Vegas)

#14 Louisville +118 ML @ #4 Florida State – (ACC Championship, Charlotte)

Total Odds: +644 | $10 Bet = $74.46 Total Payout

Rest of the Card

#18 Oklahoma State +14.5 (-108) @ Texas – (Big 12 Championship, Dallas)

#8 Alabama +180 ML @ #1 Georgia – (SEC Championship, Atlanta)

#2 Michigan @ #16 Iowa U34.5 – (Big Ten Championship, Indianapolis)

Since there is not a lot of games to play this weekend… I got a special for y’all… I got a Prize Picks lineup for y’all!

Prize Picks Lineup

Bo Nix MORE THAN 11.5 rushing yards

Jalen Milroe MORE THAN 219.5 passing yards

Deacon Hill LESS THAN 105.5 passing yards

Donavan Edwards MORE THAN 40.5 rushing yards

Kimani Vidal MORE THAN 113.5 rushing yards

J.J. McCarthy MORE THAN 1.5 pass + rush + receiving TDs